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WHO are the Pet Peenies?
The Pet Peenies are custom made anatomically correct crocheted penis’, which then get named and, characterized. The Pet Peenies come in two size approximations–9-inch and 3-inch. Unfortunately the pictures do not do them justice. Peenie Town USA (PTU) – is the home of the Big 9-inch and Little 3-inch Pet Peenies. PTU is located in the High Desert in Southern California. It is an exclusive gated community where NO in-betweeners are allowed.
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Peenie Town USA includes:
Hardware and Trading Post – New headgear, removable arms, and any other body needs can be purchased here, as well as, any sporting equipment or anything else they may want or desire.
Barber Shop – Where the Pet Peenies can get their man shaves.
Hospital – Where they can receive any needed medical treatments, such as IV Viagro when they are feeling down.
Condom Vending Machine – Pet Peenie size condoms can be purchased here so they can practice safe sex---poor Little Lady in Red!
Bus Stop – Peenie Express – Santa is Flapper’s relief bus driver. The Peenie Express is a super duper bus that can take the Little Pet Peenies wherever they want to go and VERY quickly.
Fire Department – Manned by one full-time fire fighter. The rest of the town will chip in and help with their own little hoses should a fire arise.
Police Department – Manned by one full-time police man with a big stick---keeps the crime down because no Pet Peenie wants to end up in the Court House!
Town Hall and Court House – The Court House includes a jury panel of twelve mean little pricks that terrify the Pet Peenies! Hence the no to low crime rate in Peenie Town USA! Can you imagine what their punishment would be?
Peenie Rock Café and Market – Little Rock Hardee performs rock and roll concerts; and they can purchase items from the Market.
Church – The Pet Peenies all believe in God and attend church every Sunday.
Peenie Town USA also has two full-time guards at the gate, street lamps, a parking garage, a Drive-In movie theater, and a Street Band.
Hardware and Trading Post – New headgear, removable arms, and any other body needs can be purchased here, as well as, any sporting equipment or anything else they may want or desire.
Barber Shop – Where the Pet Peenies can get their man shaves.
Hospital – Where they can receive any needed medical treatments, such as IV Viagro when they are feeling down.
Condom Vending Machine – Pet Peenie size condoms can be purchased here so they can practice safe sex---poor Little Lady in Red!
Bus Stop – Peenie Express – Santa is Flapper’s relief bus driver. The Peenie Express is a super duper bus that can take the Little Pet Peenies wherever they want to go and VERY quickly.
Fire Department – Manned by one full-time fire fighter. The rest of the town will chip in and help with their own little hoses should a fire arise.
Police Department – Manned by one full-time police man with a big stick---keeps the crime down because no Pet Peenie wants to end up in the Court House!
Town Hall and Court House – The Court House includes a jury panel of twelve mean little pricks that terrify the Pet Peenies! Hence the no to low crime rate in Peenie Town USA! Can you imagine what their punishment would be?
Peenie Rock Café and Market – Little Rock Hardee performs rock and roll concerts; and they can purchase items from the Market.
Church – The Pet Peenies all believe in God and attend church every Sunday.
Peenie Town USA also has two full-time guards at the gate, street lamps, a parking garage, a Drive-In movie theater, and a Street Band.