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The Pet Peenie 2021 Calendar is Available NOW on Amazon!

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The Life and Adventures of the Pet Peenies book is available now on Amazon!

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Watch The Pet Peenie Book Trailer!


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12/9/2020 - The Pet Peenie Gnomes (PeePee Wetbutton and Branch McKraken) were traipsing through the forest and came upon this huge mushroom! I think they are now traumatized and need to go to the Pet Peenie Hospital!

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11/18/2020 - The Pet Peenie Gnomes

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10/31/2020 - The Pet Peenies had a peaceful Halloween night watching music videos....and they hope you all did too!


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10/7/2020 - The Winner of the 2020 Pet Peenie Halloweenie Contest is....drum roll...Sharon Berto! Sharon will be receiving a free copy of The 2021 Pet Peenie Calendar!


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9/24/2020 - Taking the Midnight Train


9/21/2020 - Poor Padre Peter!


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Sunday, 8/9/2020 - Padre Peter's Parish

Padre Peter is fond of Confucius sayings


8/29/2020 - The Pet Peenies are Patriotic


8/6/2020 - El Pepe's Banana Hammock!

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8/6/2020 - PTUSA Courthouse Motto!

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8/2/2020 - PTUSA Intruders!

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8/1/2020 - The Pet Peenies are loving their new Theater!

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7/1/2020 - The Pet Peenies on ALL Lives Matter!

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5/25/2020 - Happy Memorial Day!

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5/24/2020 - Trumpedo 2020


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     The Pet Peenies Coronavirus Project


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Fun, Fun, Fun!


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If you are observant and a bit anal this will be very easy for you!

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PTUSA Class of 2018/2019...5th Grade

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EWMAN and her little black cat Spooky...

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Meet the PTUSA Street Band!

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7/22/2019 - Bingo night...

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The Little Pet Peenies go to Seattle...


El Pepe Auditions for a Tequila Commercial...

Poor little El Pepe was so hungover and tuckered out that he vowed to never drink again!


A fire near Mommy Carol's house...Alien Envy to the Rescue!!

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Little Peenies go to a Hot Springs Cave in BC...


Oh No! I was watching an old Pumpkin Pie gag video I did on my brother in 2011 with Peter Pumpkin Eater, Screamer, and Ray (The Ghost of Pet Peenie Past) and they jumped into the video!


Have a bang up 4th of July!


Happy 4th of July from PTUSA!

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6/14/2019 - Happy Flag Day!

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6/2/2019 - Meet Rufus the Pet Peenie Weenie Dog!

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5/24/2019 - Peenie Town USA wishes you all a happy and safe Memorial Day weekend!

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4/21/2019 - Happy Easter!

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3/17/2019 - Happy St. Patrick's Day!

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3/4/2019 - The Pet Peenies go sledding!

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2/14/2019 - The Pet Peenies want to Build a Wall!

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2/14/2019 - Happy Valentine's Day!

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1/28/2019 - Mr. Sunshine and his Messerschmitt!

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1/1/2019 - Happy New Year 2019!

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12/25/2018 - Merry Christmas!

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11/11/2018 - Little Koko Knutz warns the Turkeys!
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11/10/2018 - As Thanksgiving nears, the Pet Peenies start their protest on Pumpkin Pie!

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WHO are the Pet Peenies?
The Pet Peenies are custom made anatomically correct crocheted penis’, which then get named and, characterized. The Pet Peenies come in two size approximations–9-inch and 3-inch. Unfortunately the pictures do not do them justice. Peenie Town USA (PTU) – is the home of the Big 9-inch and Little 3-inch Pet Peenies. PTU is located in the High Desert in Southern California. It is an exclusive gated community where NO in-betweeners are allowed.


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Meet some of the Pet Peenies


Peenie Town USA includes:
 
Hardware and Trading Post – New headgear, removable arms, and any other body needs can be purchased here, as well as, any sporting equipment or anything else they may want or desire.
 
Barber Shop – Where the Pet Peenies can get their man shaves.
 
Hospital – Where they can receive any needed medical treatments, such as IV Viagro when they are feeling down.
 
Condom Vending Machine – Pet Peenie size condoms can be purchased here so they can practice safe sex---poor Little Lady in Red!
 
Bus Stop – Peenie Express – Santa is Flapper’s relief bus driver. The Peenie Express is a super duper bus that can take the Little Pet Peenies wherever they want to go and VERY quickly.

 
Fire Department – Manned by one full-time fire fighter. The rest of the town will chip in and help with their own little hoses should a fire arise.
 
Police Department – Manned by one full-time police man with a big stick---keeps the crime down because no Pet Peenie wants to end up in the Court House!
 
Town Hall and Court House – The Court House includes a jury panel of twelve mean little pricks that terrify the Pet Peenies! Hence the no to low crime rate in Peenie Town USA! Can you imagine what their punishment would be?

 
Peenie Rock Café and Market – Little Rock Hardee performs rock and roll concerts; and they can purchase items from the Market.

Church – The Pet Peenies all believe in God and attend church every Sunday.
 
Peenie Town USA also has two full-time guards at the gate, street lamps, a parking garage, a Drive-In movie theater, and a Street Band.


How to care for the Pet Peenie


The Pet Peenie's are a copyrighted work product so please do not try to re-engineer or violate the copyright in any way.

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